November 2011
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Tom Cruise
Kurk: If I were Tom Cruise, where would you seat me?
Luke: In an acting class.
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"Prisoner's of Love."
Finn: Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, he is so hot...
Jake (hits Finn's arm suggestively) Mmm hmm.hehe
(Ice King glares at the two of them.)
Finn: I mean, not like sexy hot, but...
Jake: No, you do mean sexy hot.
Finn: No, I mean...
Ice King: I DON'T CARE!
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Stop The Bleeding... →
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Oh Charlie.
Charlie: Later dudes. S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs.
Mac: Why would he not wear a C?
Dennis: I don't even know what he's talking about half the time, bro.
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You know it’s a myth women have to gain more than nine pounds in a...
– Ryan Howard: The Office
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Failure.
Dee: I am not a failure!
Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?
Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.